Standard Romantic Relationship Disclaimer:
No purchase necessary. You must be present to win. Operator is expected to make their own determination as to suitability for their own purposes prior to use. Use at own risk. No other warranty expressed or implied. One size does not fit all. Not recommended for children. All models over 18 years of age. May not be valid or legal in all U.S. states. Void if Prohibited. Other restrictions may apply. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Beware of dogs. Subject to change without notice. Keep cool; process promptly. Continued use may cause swelling. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Objects in mirror may be smaller than they appear. Your mileage may vary. Item is perishable; maintain proper temperature. Packaging may settle over time. Colors may fade. Substantial risk of shock. If condition persists, consult your physician. If rash develops, discontinue use. Management is not responsible for loss or damage. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Do not disturb. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. In the event of litigation, you are liable for all legal fees.
No purchase necessary. You must be present to win. Operator is expected to make their own determination as to suitability for their own purposes prior to use. Use at own risk. No other warranty expressed or implied. One size does not fit all. Not recommended for children. All models over 18 years of age. May not be valid or legal in all U.S. states. Void if Prohibited. Other restrictions may apply. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Beware of dogs. Subject to change without notice. Keep cool; process promptly. Continued use may cause swelling. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Objects in mirror may be smaller than they appear. Your mileage may vary. Item is perishable; maintain proper temperature. Packaging may settle over time. Colors may fade. Substantial risk of shock. If condition persists, consult your physician. If rash develops, discontinue use. Management is not responsible for loss or damage. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Do not disturb. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. In the event of litigation, you are liable for all legal fees.
Please Enjoy Responsibly.
List was current at time of printing.
THE MANAGEMENT
(This disclaimer limits our liability as regards all Romantic Relationships; including but not limited to: Heterosexual, Homosexual, A-Sexual, Poly and Omnisexual)
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