A rumination on Pluto

      It’s all too rude. Poor Pluto was hanging out in the Solar system minding his own business doing his same old weirdly axis-ed orbit he’s always done; when some nosy astronomers discovered Pluto’s Moon Charon, and by measuring Charon’s orbit concluded Pluto was much smaller than they’d thought.  When it comes to planets size DOES matter and it was downhill from there.  Nosy astronomers started treating him like an asteroid on steroids.   Then in 2006 International Astronomical Union (The world’s largest collection of Professional nosy astronomers who get to decide these things) using Pluto’s “low” mass and other standards including his own freaky orbit voted to de-planetize Pluto.   First they called him a “dwarf Planet”  then, I guess to mollify the rest of the solar system, who must be pissed to see their brother so put down, have decided he’s  “an important proto-type of a new class of trans-Neptunian objects”  They are calling these objects "Plutoids." (Which doesn't sound at all nice; and rather like a hemorrhoid treatment)

  So, he’s a  Plutoid, which is a dwarf planet. (Kind of a planet-lite, but he’s still been tossed out of our Solar System’s pantheon of full blooded,  Big-massed  planets)  So our home star Sol, is down to 8 planetary bodies dancing about her sphere.   Frankly, since Voyager 2 did its fly-by the IAU has been looking at her 7^th planet with a jaundiced eye.  If they ever get a probe out there our solar system may be knocked down to just 7 planets ending with Neptune.       
  
  So Sol, you better watch Uranus!

Verbositation

Verbosity, is of course, as all are aware, the quintessence, the ultimate, the epitome, – (if you will, or perhaps, even if you will not, although of course you really should agree-), that Verbosity is the very soul of Imbrevity!

Warning: Facebook is a gateway drug

Warning: Facebook is a gateway drug that can lead to full blown Writing!

It starts with the occasional quip, or one liner and you’re thinking, "Yeah, that was cool, I could hit that again." But before too long you start paying attention to spelling and punctuation. You’re slipping in to indented paragraphs with parenthetical statements. You find yourself paying attention to sentence structure 

and reexamining word choice. Next you’re checking the web to confirm your grammar. You’re losing it! You've got Wikipedia links on your desk top, and you fact check your every post. Still, it’s not too late. Get help! You’ll know you've hit rock bottom when Thesaurus.com begins offering you multiword discounts!!!

Remember: there’s no going back once you start to Blog… Seek treatment while you still can!

 Oh, Dear... I'm lost.

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Voices in my Head

    Of an evening, as I take to my bed, I find my mind is wont to become a conduit to the conversations of strange dis-en-noveled characters, enacting odd scenes or momentary drama from books I've never read or written.  The voices vary to each occasion,  seldom introduce themselves properly and spend very little time in place.  I've taken to arising and noting what they've said:

 In a dungeon...

“The chains are enchanted. I think you will find that should you kiss me fully across the lips, my bindings will fall away and I shall be released.  

(Annoyed, she kisses him.)

“ It didn’t work!”

“It worked for me”

 “You imbecile, we’ve no time for your asinine cupidity!”

“Milady surely you’d not deny a kiss to a man in my current extremity. “

“ I’d blithely deny you the larger, and lesser used, of your two heads, but I’m obliged to collect it and the rest of you as well.  Now, how do I loose you? “

“There’s no means, Madame. These chains are enchanted.  The curse requires blood and bone and the taking of life.  Attached as I may be to my own dear existence, ending yours as a means to save it … mislikes me.  No, I’m quite content.  Unless, you’d consider another kiss?  Full body contact of course -  for the last pleasure of one about to be slaughtered? “

 “Callen, this last contact will be my pleasure.  (She punches him and he faints) “

(Some short time later He wakes)

 “What an interesting turn of events. I’m both alive and unbound. However did you manage it?”

“ Blood and bone and the taking of life. Did you never think “I’m chained in a dungeon – every proper dungeon contains household vermin?”

 (She points to the carcass of a very large and very dead rat lying near his feet.)

“Yon rodent saved your hide.  You might thank him by getting up off your arse and making good haste to leave him here to rest in peace. “

(They make haste to depart. )